Taurus

On King of the Hill, Luanne goes outside to yell at the rednecks who were making a ruckus at her neighbor’s house. But as she draws her breath to bellow, her eye is caught by the shiny chrome on one of the truck’s rims. She looks up to the driver of the truck and is spellbound. Gazing at the frankly hideous man before her, she says, “I like the way your Skoal can fits in your pocket, and your teeth look like fresh corn!”

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Look, Taurus, love is weird. What we like and what we want is weird. And that’s okay! There are so many ways to be in this world, and that variety means that no matter what, you’ll be someone’s cup of tea. And this month, you many find yourself with an odd admirer, or you may be the one with a very odd cup of tea in front of you. But why not give it a little sip and see what it’s like? You might surprise yourself.